okay, seriously, WHY is there so much black in asos curve’s spring collection? w h y? puke. bored now.

said it before and i’ll say it again, my fucking outfit posts do not exist as fat porn. ajskghaklsghkaslghklasg fuck you if you’re here for that. i’m not here for that. YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.

brianspanks:

fatniss-everdeen:

everything is from places. who cares. stuff and things. 

She is hot. Love the glasses.

ugh, gross. remove me from your spankbank, pig. 

last year i sold my expensive fatkini for spending money but i still wanted one this year. this is the budget friendly version—the bottom came from land’s end and was $22 on sale & the top i scored on ebay for $9. i think it was originally newport news, but i think it’s probably 10+ years old ‘cause it looks very early ’00s.

i feel like most bikinis for fat people are sold in a set, which sucks. buy separates so you have more to wear.

i still think swimsuits for all mostly has a lot of crap, but i do really like these a lot! from l-r, #1, #2, #3, #4

poopballs:

good god i’m cute

say hello to my little friend shitty webcam because my boyfriend still won’t let me permanently borrow his fucking DSLR whatta jerk i hate him

this (& some variation of this) is like, my go to outfit when i don’t feel like putting on real clothes. what are real clothes? fancy clothes? i don’t know. i don’t care. you don’t care. I DON’T CARE THAT YOU DON’T CARE.

dress was old navy clearance one thousand years ago, jacket is f21, purse was thrifted, i’m wearin boots but you can’t see ‘em so i’m not tellin u shit, and i got my lead-rich necklace straight from china via ebay

scandarella said: HILARIOUS AND SAD HOW

it was a two floor location, really enormous and shiny. the plus section was upstairs tucked into the corner next to like, the manager’s office or something? it was itty bitty, very paltry selection especially in comparison to the vast selection of straight size stuff. it was larger than i was expecting tho, but it wasnt very well stocked.

i went into my first f21 that actually carries a +section and it was hilarious and sad. 

lots of bathing suits in stock, though.

everything is from places. who cares. stuff and things. 

DO NOT REBLOG MY OUTFIT POSTS TO YOUR PORN BLOG.

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